A crook named Ostap Bender, who survived a murder attempt by Kisa Vorobyaninov in "12 Chairs," now schemes to extort 1 million from an underground millionaire.
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The people behind it
Sergei Yursky
Ostap Bender
Leonid Kuravlyov
Shura Balaganov
Zinoviy Gerdt
Panikovsky
Evgeniy Evstigneev
Koreiko
Nikolai Boyarsky
Kozlevich
Svetlana Starikova
Zosya Sinitskaya
Pavel Vinnik
Berlaga
Mikhail Kokshenov
Sekretar
Konstantin Voinov
Skumbriyevich
Igor Yasulovich
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