If These Legs Could Talk

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If These Legs Could Talk

"Carpe Courtney. Carpe Reuben. Carpe Everyone."

2018

1h 18m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Friends Courtney and Reuben attempt a thirty day, 1100-mile run from San Diego to Portland, for which neither of them are prepared.

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7 featured cast members

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Jeremy Hoffman

Reuben

Kev Abrams

Courtney

Nancy Hill

Mom

Joel Abrams

Old Courtney

Bryan Hoffman

Old Reuben

Emily Abrams

Nicole

Jennifer Lynn

Whitney

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Directed by: Kev Abrams
Jeremy Hoffman
Written by: Kev Abrams
Jeremy Hoffman
Produced by: Kev Abrams
Jeremy Hoffman

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