Spiders Are People Too

Spiders Are People Too

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Spiders Are People Too

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Comedy

Overview

A Short Film Created by Louie Batten, otherwise known as Hippocrit

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1 featured cast member

Starring

Jesse Wood

Human Gamer

Creative team

Directed by: Louie Batten

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