Boned

Boned

Boned

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Boned

2015

1h 31m

3.5(6 votes)

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Comedy

Crime

Overview

A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Angela Landis

Angela Landis

Samantha

Josh Randall

Josh Randall

Dr. Edward Pierce

Robyn Cohen

Robyn Cohen

Felicia

Bai Ling

Bai Ling

The Mistress

Jen Ray

Jen Ray

Ornery Woman

Craig Gellis

Craig Gellis

Sebastian / Goth Man

Jim Mitchell

Jim Mitchell

Botox Partygoer Guy

Ian Watson

Crow

Stefan Singh

Grey

Chris Hayes

Chris Hayes

Young Man

Creative team

Directed by: Laura Lee Bahr
Written by: Laura Lee Bahr

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