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Bloodsucking Bastards

Bloodsucking Bastards

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Bloodsucking Bastards

"Work. It sucks the life out of you."

2015

1h 24m

5.5(208 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Fran Kranz

Fran Kranz

Evan

Joey Kern

Joey Kern

Tim

Joel Murray

Joel Murray

Ted

Pedro Pascal

Pedro Pascal

Max

Emma Fitzpatrick

Emma Fitzpatrick

Amanda

Zabeth Russell

Zabeth Russell

Elaine

Yvette Yates Redick

Yvette Yates Redick

Zabeth

Justin Ware

Justin Ware

Andrew

Matthew Lillard

Matthew Lillard

Corporate Guest

David F. Park

Dave

Creative team

Directed by: Brian James O'Connell
Written by: Dr. God
Ryan Mitts
Produced by: Brett Forbes
Patrick Rizzotti

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