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Kebab & Horoscope

Kebab & Horoscope

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Kebab & Horoscope

2014

1h 15m

6.0(5 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

A group of misfits from a carpet shop have a chance to change their lives with the help of two marketing experts - an ex-kebab shop worker and an ex-fortune teller from a wildlife magazine.

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FIXAFILM

Koi Studio

Luks Film

Dreamsound

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Bartłomiej Topa

Bartłomiej Topa

'Kebab'

Piotr Żurawski

Piotr Żurawski

'Horoskop'

Barbara Jonak

Barbara Jonak

Cashier

Tomasz Schuchardt

Tomasz Schuchardt

Ex Fan

Justyna Wasilewska

Justyna Wasilewska

Intern

Marek Kalita

Marek Kalita

Miłość matki stażystki

Dorota Kolak

Dorota Kolak

Intern's Mother

Janusz Michałowski

Janusz Michałowski

'Kortazar'

Andrzej Zieliński

Andrzej Zieliński

Boss

Matej Bobrik

Facet z brzuchem

Creative team

Directed by: Grzegorz Jaroszuk
Written by: Grzegorz Jaroszuk
Produced by: Agnieszka Kurzydło

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