I Could've Been a Hooker

I Could've Been a Hooker

I Could've Been a Hooker

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I Could've Been a Hooker

2011

0h 24m

4.8(5 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Overview

Mina has a panic attack at the checkout of a DIY shop and falls into Pierre's arms. This is the story of a slightly mad girl, a guy who's too normal, a big pair of pruning shears and an old piano teacher.

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Karé Productions

The people behind it

Cast & crew

4 featured cast members

Starring

Vimala Pons

Vimala Pons

Mina

Bruno Podalydès

Bruno Podalydès

Pierre

Jean-Claude Deret

Jean-Claude Deret

Monsieur Boyer

Claudia Tagbo

Claudia Tagbo

La caissière

Creative team

Directed by: Baya Kasmi
Written by: Baya Kasmi
Produced by: Antoine Gandaubert

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