"They Don't Make 'Em Like This Anymore"
A serial killer is about to get on his revenge with the people inside a movie theater during a midnight showing.
Social & External
The people behind it
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Scott Churchson
Concession Thief
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Newt Wallen
Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul
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Won-Tak's dad, an old-time con-man, was suddenly killed during a freak accident in the prison, just one day before his release. Having waited for so many years to be reconciled with his dad and to start a new life together, Won-Tak felt betrayed and vowed to ruin his own life and bring shame to his parents. However, unknown to him, Wong-Tak's dad has managed to strike a bargain with an angel to return to the living world as Won-Tak's new bestfriend.
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Richard Clark has just left the well-known Wellington Academy to teach at Marion Barry High School. Now, he will try to inspire the D-average students into making good grades and try to woo a fellow teacher.
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A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.
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Good-natured teen surfer Mitchell Goosen finds himself staying with his aunt and uncle in Cincinnati, Ohio when his parents head to Australia for work. There he meets his cousin, Wiley, and together they try to navigate the perils of high school—avoid the bullies, get the girl, and win a little respect.
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A modern retelling of Shakespeare's classic comedy about two pairs of lovers with different takes on romance and a way with words.
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