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Play-Mate of the Apes

Play-Mate of the Apes

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Play-Mate of the Apes

2002

1h 29m

4.0(21 votes)

Science Fiction

Comedy

Overview

Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Erin Brown

Erin Brown

Commander Gaylor

Darian Caine

Darian Caine

Uvula

Debbie Rochon

Debbie Rochon

Dr. Cornholeous

Anushka Garin

Anushka Garin

Lt. Pushkintucushkin

Sharon Engert

Sharon Engert

Lt. Fornication

Shelby Taylor

Shelby Taylor

Barbarian Queen

John Bacchus

Captain Laid

John Paul Fedele

John Paul Fedele

Heston

Pete Jacelone

Pete Jacelone

Ape

John Link

John Link

The Missing Link

Creative team

Directed by: John Bacchus
Written by: John Bacchus
Clancy Fitzsimmons
Produced by: Pete Jacelone

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