Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

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Vapid Shallow Models Must Die

2006

1h 31m

1.0(3 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

When his dream of becoming a model is dashed, a pudgy, unattractive everyman takes gruesome revenge on the runway hotties he'd once hoped would be his high-fashion colleagues. Masquerading as a photographer, the humiliated (and mentally unhinged) loser lures his photogenic but vacuous victims into a deadly lair in this campy slasher flick starring Michael Haboush, Kate Crash, Stephen Molinaro and Jason North.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Mark Studner

B'Jesus

Stephen Molinaro

Model Dominick

Jason North

Jason North

Model Milo

Tiffani-Amber DiGrazia

Model Tiffani (as Tiffani Amber)

Adam Winchell

Model Storm Erickson

Kate Crash

Model Kate Crash

Anthony Cozad

Hired Helper #1

Clinton Smith

Hired Helper #2

Paolo Carascon

Model Beau (as Paolo Carascon Jr.)

Arthur Huber

Newscaster Kevin Schmidt

Creative team

Directed by: Michael Haboush
Written by: Michael Haboush

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