"They're not bad guys, just bad thieves."
A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.
Social & External
The people behind it
Morgan Freeman
Charles Peterson
Christopher Walken
Roger Barlow
William H. Macy
George McLendon
Marcia Gay Harden
Rose Barlow
Philip Dorn Hebert
Needlebaum
Todd Weeks
Curator
Bhavesh Patel
Donnie
Stephen Stapinski
Bob
Breckin Meyer
Starving Artist
Wynn Everett
Docent
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