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Pass the Salt, Please

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Pass the Salt, Please

2012

0h 13m

0.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Overview

Dinner. A glass of wine. Stimulating conversation. What better way to wind down the day? A couples dinner repartee quickly morphs into a scene ripped straight from the script of an adult film. Who wins this battle of the sexes is anyones guess.

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2 featured cast members

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Seymour Cassel

Seymour Cassel

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Fionnula Flanagan

Fionnula Flanagan

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Directed by: Tatjana Najdanovic
Written by: Jeffrey James Ircink

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