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Tongan Ninja

Tongan Ninja

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Tongan Ninja

2002

1h 23m

5.9(12 votes)

Action

Comedy

Overview

The Tongan Ninja is dispatched to the island nation of New Zealand in order to help a brother of his master with his floundering Chinese restaurant. But the mysterious Mister Big stands in the eatery's way as he sends numerous villains such as Knife Man, Gun Man, and the super-sexy Action Fighter who may know a lot about the hero.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Sam Manu

Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau)

Jemaine Clement

Jemaine Clement

Action Fighter (Marvin)

Linda Tseng

Miss Lee

Laura Hill

Laura Hill

Miss Lee (voice)

Raybon Kan

Asian Sidekick

David Fane

David Fane

Herman the Henchman

Victor Rodger

Victor Rodger

Mr. Big

Peter Daube

Peter Daube

Chef Guy

Jed Brophy

Jed Brophy

Bank Manager

Aaron Cubis

Gun Man

Creative team

Directed by: Jason Stutter
Written by: Jemaine Clement
Jason Stutter

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