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Wet Paint: The Movie

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Wet Paint: The Movie

"You’d Rather Watch Paint Dry"

2026

0h 3m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Thriller

Overview

Watch paint dry, in HD. Nothing else happens.

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Cast & crew

2 featured cast members

Starring

Matthew Archer

Mafia Dude

Lochlan Morrison

Mafia Boss

Creative team

Directed by: Poppy Mellor
Written by: Matthew Archer

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