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The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

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The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

"Forgive me father, for I am 14."

2002

1h 44m

6.7(182 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.

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Trilogy Entertainment Group

thinkfilm

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Kieran Culkin

Kieran Culkin

Tim Sullivan

Emile Hirsch

Emile Hirsch

Francis Doyle

Jena Malone

Jena Malone

Margie Flynn

Jake Richardson

Jake Richardson

Wade Scalisi

Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster

Sister Assumpta

Vincent D'Onofrio

Vincent D'Onofrio

Father Casey

Melissa McBride

Melissa McBride

Mrs. Doyle

Michael Harding

Michael Harding

Mr. Doyle

Tyler Long

Joey Anderson

Arthur Bridgers

Arthur Bridgers

Donny Flynn

Creative team

Directed by: Peter Care
Written by: Jeff Stockwell
Michael Petroni
Produced by: Jodie Foster
Meg LeFauve

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