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Where's The Beef

Where's The Beef

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Where's The Beef

"Strange things happen in Appalachia"

0h 6m

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Comedy

Science Fiction

Overview

A cynical detective investigates cattle mutilations in Appalachia, only to meet an extraterrestrial friend.

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Cast & crew

4 featured cast members

Starring

Cameron Hess

Cameron Hess

Detective Kirby

Kayla Jardinado

Allen (Body)

Kaed Fulton

Waiter

Dylan Francis

Allen (voice)

Creative team

Directed by: Jonna Lutz
Written by: Jonna Lutz

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