"You can't pick your parents."
An uptight professional meets his lower-class biological parents for the first time.
Social & External
The people behind it
Danny DeVito
Frank Menure
Kathy Bates
Agnes Menure
Ron Livingston
Dr. Richard Clayton
Neve Campbell
Ellen Minnola
Beverly D'Angelo
Angela Minnola
Bob Odenkirk
Mitch Clayton
Edward Herrmann
Doug Clayton
Christine Baranski
Arleen Clayton
Martin Mull
Jeffry Morton
Michael McKean
Ken Hyman
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After getting pregnant from a one-night stand, a single woman leans on her married best friend and mother of two to guide her through gestation and beyond.
Two disconnected sisters are summoned to clean out their childhood bedrooms before their parents sell their family home.
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Two shady concert promoters get into hot water when their chance to book a superstar rapper goes awry.
Aaron's father's funeral is today at the family home, and everything goes wrong: the funeral home delivers the wrong body, his cousin accidentally drugs her fiancé, and Aaron's successful younger brother, Ryan, flies in from New York, broke but arrogant. To top it all off, a mysterious stranger wants a word with Aaron.
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After a prank blows up a studious high school senior's life, he shares a list of certain things he wishes he'd done differently — and maybe still can.
Notorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure Divine goes up against Connie & Raymond Marble, a sleazy married couple who make a passionate attempt to humiliate her and seize her tabloid-given title as "The Filthiest Person Alive".
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