The Boulder Theory

The Boulder Theory

The Boulder Theory

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The Boulder Theory

"Extinction is the rule. Boulders are the exception."

2025

0h 3m

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Overview

After falling in love with a boulder, two glyptodons brawl over their shared romantic interest.

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4 featured cast members

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Jonathan Standing

Narrator

Naomi Hawkins

Crystal

Eve Yoder

Dumb Bird

Claire Wescott

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Directed by: Quinn Tisdale
Produced by: Ella Vaccaro

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