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Tortoise & Hare

Tortoise & Hare

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Tortoise & Hare

2025

0h 10m

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Comedy

Horror

Overview

In this darkly comedic twist on the Aesop fable, a down-on-his-luck Tortoise will stop at nothing to beat the arrogant, psychopathic Hare in a footrace.

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4 featured cast members

Starring

Thomas Pearson

Tortoise

Luke McGreevy

Hare

Zach Haas

Snail

David Catts

Pale Man

Creative team

Directed by: Marcellyn Fisher
Written by: Marcellyn Fisher
Produced by: Summer Muster

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