Welcome to Squallitch

Welcome to Squallitch

Welcome to Squallitch

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Welcome to Squallitch

"It is a lovely day here in Squallitch. Let me show you around..."

2024

0h 7m

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Overview

A short film about the serene and dream-like town of Squallitch, Greater London. Introduced by British filmmaker, Alan Brown; scrutinised by Guardian columnist, Randolph Lloyd Kopecky; later rebutted by Alan Brown and even later surrebutted by Randolph Lloyd Kopecky.

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William Woodward

Randolph Lloyd Kopecky / Alan Brown

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Directed by: William Woodward
Written by: William Woodward

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