Massage Parlor '73

Massage Parlor '73

Massage Parlor '73

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Massage Parlor '73

"Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!"

1972

1h 27m

3.3(7 votes)

Comedy

Overview

It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Lukas Ammann

Lukas Ammann

Maurice

Felix Franchy

Per

Elisabeth Volkmann

Elisabeth Volkmann

Sonja

Ingrid Steeger

Ingrid Steeger

Mai Ling Shan

Mai Ling Shan

Nipa

Michel Jacot

Michel Jacot

Bronski

Rosl Mayr

Rosl Mayr

Helene Herz

Josef Moosholzer

Josef Moosholzer

Steuerfahnder

Maria Raber

Claire

Dagobert Walter

Mark

Creative team

Directed by: Eberhard Schröder
Written by: Werner P. Zibaso

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