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Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates

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Porch Pirates

"The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice."

2024

1h 47m

3.0(4 votes)

Comedy

Family

Crime

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Jay Dee Walters

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Natalie Jones

Charley

Molly Peyton

Molly Peyton

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Creative team

Directed by: Jeff Hamm
Written by: Justin Chaffee
Jeff Hamm
Produced by: Ken Ray Monts
Jeff Hamm

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