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The Problem with Fiber Optics

The Problem with Fiber Optics

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The Problem with Fiber Optics

"An Uproarious Sci-Fi Romantic Comedy!"

2005

0h 20m

9.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Fantasy

Romance

Science Fiction

Overview

Set in a hyper-realistic 1961, a virgin's tiresome life gets complicated after purchasing a memory implant of a sexual experience in order to boost his confidence.

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Production Companies

Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts

The people behind it

Cast & crew

7 featured cast members

Starring

Ptolemy Slocum

Ptolemy Slocum

Sheldon Bemis

Amy Temple

Josephine Callaway

Catherine Gray

Sylvia Bemis

Jenna Lee

Jenna Lee

Vivian Vindechet

Kurt Kuersteiner

Dr. Harry Wurzheimer

Bruce Taylor

Walden Krausse

Buzz Bryan

Young Sheldon

Creative team

Directed by: Greg Jardin
Written by: Greg Jardin
Produced by: Shannon Gregory

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