"Death has a ginger beard."
Chris wants to show girlfriend Tina his world, but events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn.
Social & External
The people behind it
Alice Lowe
Tina
Steve Oram
Chris
Eileen Davies
Carol
Roger Michael
Tram Conductor
Tony Way
Crich Tourist
Seamus O'Neill
Mr. Grant
Monica Dolan
Janice
Jonathan Aris
Ian
Aymen Hamdouchi
Chalid Sulinan
Tom Meeten
Head Shaman
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