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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

2025

1h 53m

6.3(428 votes)

Drama

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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A24

Central Pictures

Fat City

The people behind it

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

Creative team

Directed by: Mary Bronstein
Written by: Mary Bronstein
Produced by: Ryan Zacarias
Josh Safdie

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