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Gospel of Ted

Gospel of Ted

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Gospel of Ted

"Ted Serious"

2022

1h 36m

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Comedy

Adventure

Mystery

Overview

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.

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Well Dang! Productions

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Breanna Foister

Breanna Foister

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor

Joe Worthen

Harry Shumway

Paul Kaufmann

Ted

Jesse Hamlin

Carther Graham

Seven James

Seven James

Palmer

Hiren Patel

Daniel

Jason Walter

Stephen

Jeff Benninghofen

Jeff Benninghofen

Hank

Ryan Adams

Sex Offender

Ty Rabideau

Mooky

Creative team

Directed by: Alex Wroten
Written by: Alex Wroten
Joe Worthen
Produced by: Lindsay Wolfe
Breanna Foister

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